### PS Plus April Lineup: The Games You Didn’t Ask For But Got Anyway
Ah, PlayStation Plus, the subscription service that promises to deliver jaw-dropping value month after month and instead gives us… well, let’s just say, “a mixed bag.” Sony has revealed its April lineup for PS Plus Premium and Extra subscribers, and let me tell you, it’s a veritable buffet of “Eh, I guess I’ll download that.” Spoiler alert: If you were hoping for a lineup that would blow your socks off, you might want to keep your expectations firmly planted on the ground.
Let’s dive into the details of this month’s offerings and see what Sony has cooked up for us. Spoiler: it’s not Michelin-starred cuisine—more like reheated leftovers.
The Games You’ll Pretend to Be Excited About
So, what’s in the April lineup? Here’s the list of games that are now available for PS Plus Premium and Extra subscribers:
– **Kena: Bridge of Spirits** – A game that will make you say, “Wow, this is adorable,” before you inevitably get stuck on a puzzle and rage-quit.
– **Doom Eternal** – Yes, it’s amazing. But let’s be honest, if you wanted to rip and tear through demons, you probably already own it.
– **Riders Republic** – For those who think, “You know what my life is missing? Virtual mountain biking.”
– **Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus** – A solid choice, but also a reminder that we’re all just waiting for the next Wolfenstein game.
– **Slay the Spire** – Because nothing screams “premium gaming” like a deck-building roguelike that’s been out for years.
– **Monster Boy and the Cursed Kingdom** – A charming indie game that will make you nostalgic for the 90s, even if you weren’t alive back then.
– **Bassmaster Fishing 2022** – Yes, really. Because who needs Elden Ring when you can catch a virtual bass?
And that’s not even the full list! There are more games, but listing them all would make this sound like a press release, and we’re here to have fun, not bore you to tears.
Pros and Cons: The TL;DR Version
For those of you who like your sarcasm in bite-sized chunks, here’s a handy pros and cons list:
**Pros:**
– A decent mix of genres. (Read: something for everyone to roll their eyes at.)
– Doom Eternal is a genuinely fantastic addition. (If you somehow don’t already own it.)
– Indie gems like Kena and Slay the Spire add some charm. (Or at least, some filler.)
**Cons:**
– No major exclusives or new releases. (Because who needs excitement in their lives?)
– Several games that feel like “padding” rather than premium content.
– Bassmaster Fishing 2022. Enough said.
Should You Even Care?
Now, let’s address the million-dollar question: Is this lineup worth your hard-earned money? Well, that depends. If you’re the kind of gamer who lives for variety and doesn’t mind sifting through mediocrity to find a hidden gem, you might actually enjoy this month’s offerings. For everyone else, it’s a reminder that “Premium” and “Extra” are just fancy words for “We tried, sort of.”
To be fair, services like PS Plus are all about the long game. One month might be a dud, but the next could be a home run. Or at least that’s what we tell ourselves to justify the recurring charge on our credit cards.
What’s Missing?
It’s hard not to notice what’s absent from the lineup. Where are the AAA exclusives? The brand-new titles? The games that make you feel like you’re getting a steal for your subscription fee? Instead, we get a mix of older titles, indie darlings, and, uh, fishing simulators. If Sony wants to compete with services like Xbox Game Pass, they might want to step up their game.
Final Thoughts: A Love-Hate Relationship
As much as I love to poke fun, the PS Plus April lineup isn’t all bad. There are some genuinely great games in the mix, and if you haven’t played them yet, now’s a good time to dive in. But let’s not kid ourselves—this isn’t the kind of lineup that’s going to convert skeptics or make Xbox Game Pass subscribers jealous.
So, what’s the verdict? If you’re already a subscriber, go ahead and download a few games. If you’re not, maybe wait for a month when the lineup doesn’t include a fishing simulator.
Call to Action
What do you think of the PS Plus April lineup? Are you excited about any of the games, or do you feel like Sony missed the mark? Let us know in the comments below! And if you’re still on the fence about subscribing, check out our guide to PlayStation Plus to see if it’s right for you. Happy gaming!
