### Call of Duty Black Ops 7: Still No Nintendo Switch 2 Version? How Shocking (Not Really)
Alright, folks, brace yourselves—because here’s a shocker that’s about as surprising as discovering water is wet: the upcoming *Call of Duty: Black Ops 7* allegedly won’t be launching on the mythical Nintendo Switch 2. According to a leak revealed by Eurogamer, Activision’s future blockbuster will land on every platform under the sun (PlayStation, Xbox, PC—probably even your smart fridge by 2025) except, you guessed it, Nintendo’s next big thing. So, Nintendo fans, guess you’ll just have to keep playing *Mario Kart* while the rest of us are knee-deep in virtual explosions.
This juicy tidbit comes alongside the rumored release date for *Black Ops 7*. Let’s dive into the details—and yes, we’ll sprinkle in some sarcasm for flavor.
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### The Rumored Release Date: Mark Your Calendars!
According to the leak, *Call of Duty: Black Ops 7* is slated for release in 2024, because obviously, we’ve all been waiting with bated breath for the next installment of “military guys shoot at each other in dramatic slow motion.” But hey, credit where credit is due—Activision knows how to keep us hooked, even if the formula hasn’t changed much since the Bush administration.
The release date is reportedly set for late 2024, conveniently timed for the holiday season when gamers traditionally empty their wallets faster than you can say “microtransactions.” Expect the usual fanfare: cryptic teasers, over-dramatic trailers, and pre-order bonuses that probably include a slightly shinier gun skin.
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### Nintendo Switch 2: The Console That Time Forgot
Now, let’s talk about the glaring omission here. Where, oh where, is the Nintendo Switch 2 version? Oh, that’s right—it doesn’t exist. Or at least, that’s what the leak implies. For those keeping score at home, Nintendo has been rumored to be working on their next-gen console for what feels like a century. Yet, here we are, still waiting for official confirmation while other consoles eat Nintendo’s lunch in the third-party support department.
But let’s be real: is anyone actually surprised by this? Nintendo has always been the quirky kid in the gaming world—the one who shows up to a black-tie party wearing flip-flops and a Hawaiian shirt. They march to the beat of their own drum, which is admirable, sure, but it also means they often miss out on mainstream games that require a bit more horsepower than their consoles are willing to provide.
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### Why Activision (Probably) Skipped the Switch 2
If you’re wondering why Activision might be giving Nintendo’s hypothetical console the cold shoulder, here are some likely reasons:
– **Hardware Limitations:** Let’s face it—Nintendo’s consoles have never been about raw power. While the PS5 and Xbox Series X are out here flexing their 4K muscles, Nintendo is still content with 1080p graphics and frame rates that sometimes feel like they’re powered by a hamster wheel.
– **Target Audience:** Call of Duty’s core demographic isn’t exactly the same group that’s buying a Switch to play *Animal Crossing*. While there’s some overlap, it’s minimal.
– **Development Costs:** Porting a game like *Call of Duty* to a less powerful console isn’t just a matter of flipping a switch (pun intended). It requires time, effort, and money—resources Activision may prefer to allocate elsewhere.
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### Pros & Cons of the Omission
#### Pros
– Nintendo fans won’t have to endure the pain of seeing *Call of Duty* downgraded to the point where it looks like a PS2 game.
– Activision can focus on optimizing the game for platforms that can actually handle it.
– Nintendo gets to maintain its “family-friendly” reputation (as if *Smash Bros.* isn’t basically a brawl simulator).
#### Cons
– Nintendo players are once again left out of the loop in the AAA gaming world.
– Switch 2 misses an opportunity to attract a broader audience.
– Activision could be alienating potential customers who might have picked up the game out of curiosity.
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### What This Means for Gamers
For PlayStation, Xbox, and PC gamers, this leak is business as usual. You’ll get your annual dose of explosions, tactical espionage, and intense multiplayer matches. For Nintendo fans, though, it’s another reminder that the gaming industry often treats them like the quirky cousin who only gets invited to Thanksgiving because your mom insists.
That said, Nintendo has never needed *Call of Duty* to thrive. The Switch is a juggernaut in its own right, and if the Switch 2 is even half as successful, it’ll do just fine without Activision’s blockbuster franchise. Still, it’d be nice to see Nintendo get a seat at the table when it comes to major third-party releases.
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### Final Thoughts: Is This Really a Loss?
At the end of the day, *Call of Duty* skipping the Switch 2 isn’t exactly earth-shattering news. It’s more of the same: Activision sticking to the platforms that make them the most money, and Nintendo continuing to do their own thing. Will this hurt Nintendo in the long run? Probably not. They’ve proven time and time again that they can succeed without pandering to the AAA crowd.
Still, it’s hard not to feel a little left out as a Nintendo fan. Here’s hoping the Switch 2, whenever it decides to show itself, brings enough innovation to the table to make Activision and other big publishers take notice.
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### Call-to-Action: What’s Your Take?
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