Square Enix Brings Dragon Quest VII Back… Because Why Create Anything New?

Well, it’s official. Square Enix has decided to reimagine Dragon Quest VII, a game that originally graced our lives in 2000. Because, clearly, the world was begging for yet another remake of a game we’ve already played (and loved) two decades ago. But hey, who are we to argue with the masterminds at Square Enix who know better than us mere mortals?

For those living under a rock, Dragon Quest VII is a classic JRPG, which means it’s got the usual mix of turn-based battles, charming characters, and a storyline that makes you feel like you’re saving the world for the very first time. And now, in its reimagined form, we’re promised enhanced visuals, improved gameplay mechanics, and – wait for it – 17 whole minutes of gameplay footage to get us excited. Because nothing screams “new and innovative” like reusing old ideas but with shinier graphics.

What’s New in the Reimagined Gameplay?

Square Enix recently dropped a 17-minute gameplay showcase, which you can watch here. Spoiler alert: it’s basically the same game you played on the PlayStation, just with a fresh coat of paint. But hey, let’s break it down for you anyway:

• Graphics: Because nothing screams “modern gaming” like updated textures and lighting effects. The game does look beautiful, but isn’t that the bare minimum these days?
• Gameplay: They’ve added “improved mechanics,” which probably means slightly faster load times and a few quality-of-life updates. Riveting stuff.
• Soundtrack: The music has been “reimagined” too, which is a fancy way of saying they remastered the old tracks and maybe threw in a few new ones for good measure.

Don’t get me wrong, the reimagined gameplay looks great for what it is – a nostalgic trip for fans of the original. But let’s not pretend it’s groundbreaking or revolutionary. This is Square Enix playing it safe, which, to be fair, is their MO these days.

Pros & Cons of the Reimagined Dragon Quest VII

Because every great game deserves a fair evaluation, let’s break down the pros and cons of this reimagined classic:

• Pros:
  • Visually stunning – the graphics upgrade is hard to ignore.
  • Nostalgia overload – perfect for fans of the original game.
  • Improved mechanics make the gameplay smoother and more accessible.
• Cons:
  • It’s still the same story we’ve seen before. No surprises here.
  • Reimagined might as well mean “repackaged.”
  • Original fans might feel like they’re being milked for cash (because they probably are).

Why Do Game Developers Keep Doing This?

Let’s address the elephant in the room: why are game developers so obsessed with remakes and reimaginings lately? Is it because they’ve run out of ideas? Or are they just too scared to take risks on new IPs? Whatever the reason, the gaming industry seems to be stuck in a perpetual cycle of nostalgia-driven cash grabs. And honestly, it’s getting old (pun intended).

But hey, if you’re a die-hard Dragon Quest fan, you’ll probably love this reimagined version of Dragon Quest VII. Just don’t expect anything revolutionary. It’s like ordering your favorite meal at a fancy restaurant – you know exactly what you’re getting, and it’s probably overpriced.

Final Thoughts: Should You Buy the Reimagined Dragon Quest VII?

If you’re someone who loves reliving the good old days, then this game is definitely worth checking out. The enhanced visuals and improved mechanics make it a solid choice for fans of the original. But if you’re looking for something fresh and innovative, you might want to look elsewhere. After all, there’s only so much nostalgia can do before it starts to feel like déjà vu.

For more updates on gaming news and trends, check out our coverage of Nintendo’s latest announcements. And if you’re interested in exploring other timeless classics, here’s an article on classic games that stood the test of time.

Call to Action: What Do You Think?

Are you excited about the reimagined Dragon Quest VII? Or do you think it’s just another cash grab? Let us know in the comments below! And don’t forget to share this article with your fellow gamers – because nothing brings people together like a healthy dose of sarcasm and nostalgia.