# Star Wars Outlaws Devs Have an ‘Unbelievable’ Reason to Use Switch 2 Game Key Cards
Imagine this: you’re holding your brand-new Nintendo Switch 2, ready to dive into the galaxy far, far away, and suddenly you’re greeted with something straight out of the 1990s—game key cards. Yes, in an era where cloud gaming is a thing, Ubisoft Massive has decided to take us on a nostalgia trip nobody asked for. But wait! There’s a “groundbreaking” reason, and trust me, it’s worth every digital eye-roll.
## The Reason Behind the Madness
The developers of *Star Wars Outlaws* recently revealed their “actually good” reasoning for using these controversial game key cards, as reported by Eurogamer. Spoiler alert: it’s not about saving the galaxy or even saving money. It’s about storage limitations. Because apparently, in 2023, making a game fit on a cartridge is harder than getting the Millennium Falcon through hyperspace.
Let’s break it down. The Switch 2, rumored to support 4K and have better hardware, still relies on physical game cards that max out at 64GB. Meanwhile, *Star Wars Outlaws* is so ambitious it could make the Kessel Run look like a leisurely stroll. The game’s file size is expected to exceed these limitations, so the solution? A key card. You know, the thing you’ll lose faster than you lost your AirPods last year.
## Why This Is Peak 2023 Gaming
Ah, the irony. We live in a world where Tesla is working on self-driving cars, AI is composing symphonies, and yet, we’re stuck with physical key cards for gaming. It’s like inventing a hoverboard and then asking people to power it with coal.
Here’s what Ubisoft is essentially saying:
– “Our game is too big for the Switch 2’s storage.”
– “Instead of innovating, we’ll just slap a key card on it.”
– “You’re welcome.”
This isn’t just a storage issue—it’s a creative choice, and by “creative,” I mean “let’s make our game someone else’s problem.”
## Pros & Cons of Game Key Cards
### Pros
– **Nostalgia:** If you miss the days of floppy disks and CD-ROMs, this is your moment.
– **Physical Ownership:** It feels *so* 2005 to actually hold something in your hands.
– **Lower Cost for Publishers:** Ubisoft doesn’t have to pay for larger cartridges, so win-win for their budget.
### Cons
– **Convenience:** Nothing screams “modern gaming” like rummaging through your drawer for a tiny plastic card.
– **Durability:** Lose the card, and you lose the game. Simple.
– **Eco-Unfriendly:** Because what the planet really needs is more plastic waste.
## A Galaxy-Sized Problem
The real kicker? This isn’t the first time Nintendo has faced criticism for its storage choices. Remember when *The Witcher 3* barely squeezed onto the original Switch? Or when *Doom Eternal* made you download half the game after buying it? It’s like Nintendo keeps saying, “Why fix the problem when we can just work around it poorly?”
And it’s not just Nintendo. Ubisoft, bless their hearts, is treating this like it’s a revolutionary idea. But let’s be honest: a key card is just a glorified download code. You’re still going to need an internet connection and storage space. So much for convenience!
## What This Means for the Future
If this trend continues, we’re looking at a future where physical games are nothing more than placeholders. And while that’s fine for some, it’s a nightmare for collectors and anyone who values offline gaming. Plus, it raises questions about game preservation. What happens in 20 years when servers go offline? Will you still be able to play *Star Wars Outlaws*, or will it become as inaccessible as a Jar Jar Binks fan club?
## Alternatives to Key Cards
Here’s a radical idea: maybe invest in better storage solutions? Nintendo could look into SSDs, larger cartridges, or even external storage options. Or, and hear me out, Ubisoft could optimize their game to fit the hardware. Crazy, I know.
Another option is cloud gaming, which has its own set of issues but at least feels like a step forward. Services like Xbox Cloud Gaming and Google Stadia (RIP) have shown that streaming games is possible. So why not explore that instead of clinging to outdated technology?
## Final Thoughts
In a world where technology is supposed to make our lives easier, the decision to use game key cards feels like a step backward. Sure, Ubisoft and Nintendo might have their reasons, but that doesn’t make it any less frustrating for gamers. At the end of the day, we just want to play *Star Wars Outlaws* without jumping through hoops—or losing tiny pieces of plastic.
What do you think about this decision? Are you excited about key cards, or do you wish developers would focus on actual innovation? Let us know in the comments below!
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